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Also from Karyn's group of phunnies but meriting their own section.  Later I hope to fill in the couple dozen that preceded these.


A blond, a brunette, and a red head all tried out for the same job
as road stripers. The boss told them they would all work for three
days and whoever painted the most would get the job.

At the end of the first day the redhead  had painted 3 miles the
brunette had painted 2.5 miles and the blond had painted 10 miles.
he boss was so excited he told the redhead to keep it up and the
job was hers.

The next day the red head painted 5 miles and the  brunette 5.6
miles and the blond 4 miles he told her not to worry you still have
a good lead. So, on the third day the red head had painted 6 miles
the brunette 5 miles and the blond only one mile.

The boss was so disappointed, he asked the blonde, "What went wrong,
you were doing so good".

She said, "Well, that bucket of paint keeps getting further and
further away".


Norm's wife is not so very bright (she was of the blonde persuasion).
The other day, she was in the supermarket when a friend rushed up to
her saying, "Judy, Judy, come quick.  Someone is stealing your car."

So Judy rushed outside but soon came back.

"Did you catch him?" her friend asked anxiously.

"Nope," she replied, "But I got his license number."


Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever
been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't
bagged any.   One hunter looks at the other and says "I just don't
understand it-why aren't we getting any ducks?"
Her friend says "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're
throwing the dog high enough."

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her
what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a
shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But... what happened
to your other ear?"

"The son of a bitch called back."